Funny Cid Jokes in Hindi

Tumhare khule baal ache lagte hain
Apni julfe na sawaro
wah wah..
Tumhare khule baal ache lagte hain
Apni julfe na sawaro
ACP says: iss ilake ka chappa chappa chan maro.. :D

Pyar ko to sirf sacha aashik hi janega
wah wah...
Pyar ko to sirf sacha aashik hi janega
ACP says: Daya mujhe lagta hai yeh aise nhi manega... :-)
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Chahe jitna tum cricket khelo
wah wah..
Chahe jitna tum cricket khelo
Abhijeet phle tum in sabke finger prints lelo. :p

CID PJ Shayari Jokes in Hindi

Haar se phle kabhi umeed mat chodo
wah wah...
Haar se phle kabhi umeed mat chodo
ACP says: Daya salary sabko milti hai
Aaj Darwaja tum mat todo.. :D

Hindi Cid Non Veg Jokes

Dard mile pyar mein jitne bhi
Un sab ko mein has has ke sahunga
Daya bola Abhijeet aaj to mein khuni ki gaand mar ke rahunga
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Daya ne tod diya ek laat mein darwaja
wah wah..
Daya ne tod diya ek laat mein darwaja
Dr. Tarika boli Daya aaja mujhe baja ja.. :-)

Funny Cid Jokes Shayari in Hindi

Dudh karke jhutha billi chain se soi hai
wah wah...
Dudh karke jhutha billi chain se soi hai
ACP says: Daya pta lagao, khuni inhi mein se koi hai.. :-)

Cid Jokes in Hindi 2013

Kab tak mohabbat mein aise ladogey
wah wah
Kab tak mohabbat mein aise ladogey
ACP says: Ab tum puri zindagi jail mein sadogey
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Diwali Dhamake mein naye uphar paiye
Diwali Dhamake mein naye uphar paiye
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ACP: Daya khuni bachna nhi chahiye
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Jo kare tumse pyar use kabhi dhokha na dena
Be serious
Jo kare tumse pyar use kabhi dhokha na dena
Daya: Abhijeet choron ko bhagne ka moka na dena
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Sardi mein piyogey thanda pani
To jukham or khansi hi hogi
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ACP bola "Beta yeh murder case hai tumhe to fansi hi hogi"