Pati Patni Funny Hindi Jokes

Ek aadmi ki biwi mar gayi
Jab uska antim sanskar karke wo ghar phuncha
to jor se bijli chamki, badal garje or barish hone lagi
Aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gayi :P

Funny Birthday Jokes in Hindi

Patni: Ji mera birthday aane wala hai
Mujhe gift chahiye..
Pati: sone ki anguthi la du?
Patni: nhi isse bhi bada gift
Pati: to car ka tyre la deta hu.. :-)

Funny Pati Patni Jokes in Hindi

Patni: kash aap sms hote
mein apko save karti or jab chahe padhti
Pati: Kanjus yeh nhi keh sakti thi ke
apni saheliyon ko forward karti.. :P

Pati Patni Double Meaning SMS in Hindi

Phone ki ring baji
Pati: Ager phn mere liye ho to bol dena mein ghar per nhi hu
Patni: Wo ghar per hain
Pati: mene tumhe mna kiya tha na
Patni: Phn aapke liye nhi mere liye tha..
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Samjh aaya to karo like..

Funny Sardar Jokes in Hindi 2013

Wife: Ap jua mat khela karo..

Jue mein insaan ager jitta hai to dusre din harta bhi hai

Sardar: thik hai prito, ab se mein ek din chod ke khela karunga :D