Happy Christmas 2013 in Advance Jokes in Hindi

Apne friends ko yeh SMS send karo, or maje lo!

Christmas aane wala hai or new year bhi paas hai
Hume maloom hai ke aapko is baat ka ahsaas hai
Per pucho jra mujhse ke isme aisa kya khaas hai
Isme khaas yeh hai ke yeh SMS bakwas hai.. Hahaha :D
Happy Christmas 2013 in Advance

Funny Hindi Jokes For Girlfriend

Girlfriend: Mera Baccha mera babu mera shona
mujhse shaadi karogey na? Bolo
Boyfriend: Kamini propose kar rahi hai ya adopt.

Pati Patni Funny Hindi Jokes

Ek aadmi ki biwi mar gayi
Jab uska antim sanskar karke wo ghar phuncha
to jor se bijli chamki, badal garje or barish hone lagi
Aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gayi :P

Funny Jokes in Hindi

Ladka: tumhara naam kya hai?
Ladki: meena, or tumhara
Ladka: kamina
Ladki: majak mat karo
Ladka: 5min sath baith ker dekh lo
isi naam se bulaogi.. :P

Ladka: mat tadpa mujhe itna
meri zindagi raakh ho jayegi
Ladki: Teri kurbani bekar nhi jane dungi
Raakh ghar de jaiyo bartan saaf karne ke kaam aa jayegi.. :-)

Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi

Santa: yaar tune brown cow kyun kharidi hai?
Banta: taki yeh chocolate milk de sake :p

Santa road ke galat side car chala rha tha
kuch dur ja ker bola
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shit lagta hai mein function ke liye late ho gya
sab wapis aa rahe hain :p

Promise Day Funny Jokes SMS in Hindi

Mujhse promise kar ke hum hamesha sath rahenge
Jaise lamp ke sath light
coke ke sath sprite
Barish ke sath badal
Or normal ke sath pagal :-)
Happy Promise Day

Funny Promise Day SMS in Hindi

Mujhe tumse ek promise chahiye
mujhse promise karo ke
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Aj ke baad tum mandir ke aage se
chappal churane ka part tym kaam chod doge :D
Happy Promise Day

Funny Chocolate Day Jokes in Hindi

Maths Teacher: agr aapke pas 12 chocolate ho
or 5 tum reena ko dedo
3 meena ko
or 4 tina ko
to btao ab tumhare pas kya hai?
Student: 3 Girlfriends :-)
Happy Chocolate Day