Funny Hindi Jokes For Girlfriend

Girlfriend: Mera Baccha mera babu mera shona
mujhse shaadi karogey na? Bolo
Boyfriend: Kamini propose kar rahi hai ya adopt.

Romantic Jokes in Hindi For Girlfriend

Kal mili wo mujhse sham ke waqt
Kuch udaas si wo lag rahi thi
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Mene pucha itni udaas kyun ho
Pareshan kyun ho?
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Palke jhukar aansu bahaker boli
Itna romantic sms likha tha
papa ke number per send kar diya :p

Naughty Dirty Jokes in Hindi For Girlfriend

Girlfriend and Boyfriend antakshri khel rahe the

Girlfried: mein tumhe hara ker dikhaungi

Boyfriend: mein haar gya, chalo ab dikhao.. :-)

Funny Jokes in Hindi For Boyfriend

Boyfriend: Jaan tere alawa or koi
ladki mere dil mein basti nhi
Girlfriend: saaf saaf kyun nhi khta ke
mere alawa tujhse koi ladki patti nhi.. :-)

Double Meaning SMS in Hindi For Girlfriend

Girlfriend aisi honi chahiye

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Agr godi mein sir rakho to uska chehra najar na aaye.. :p

Samajh aaye to like karo.. warna POGO dekho :D