Funny Jokes in Hindi

Ladka: tumhara naam kya hai?
Ladki: meena, or tumhara
Ladka: kamina
Ladki: majak mat karo
Ladka: 5min sath baith ker dekh lo
isi naam se bulaogi.. :P

Ladka: mat tadpa mujhe itna
meri zindagi raakh ho jayegi
Ladki: Teri kurbani bekar nhi jane dungi
Raakh ghar de jaiyo bartan saaf karne ke kaam aa jayegi.. :-)

Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi

Santa: yaar tune brown cow kyun kharidi hai?
Banta: taki yeh chocolate milk de sake :p

Santa road ke galat side car chala rha tha
kuch dur ja ker bola
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shit lagta hai mein function ke liye late ho gya
sab wapis aa rahe hain :p

Santa Banta Jokes For Facebook Status

Santa: Yaar mene tujhe shaadi ka card diya tha

Tu aaya kyun nahi??

Banta: but mujhe to card mila hi nhi

Santa: mene usme likha tha ager card na bhi mile to aana jaroor... :D

Santa Banta Facebook Jokes in Hindi

Santa:Yaar suna hai tu chothi shaadi kar rha hai
Banta: Haan yaar.. kya karu phli biwi allah ko pyari ho gyi
Dusri padosan ko or tisri facebook ko :D

Santa Banta Exam Jokes in Hindi

Exam hall mein ek ladki santa se boli
yaar is ans ki starting dikha de bas aage ka mujhe aata hai
Santa ne sheet per hath rakh liya or sirf "The" dikha ker bola - le dekh le :-)