Ladka: tumhara naam kya hai?
Ladki: meena, or tumhara
Ladka: kamina
Ladki: majak mat karo
Ladka: 5min sath baith ker dekh lo
isi naam se bulaogi.. :P
Ladka: mat tadpa mujhe itna
meri zindagi raakh ho jayegi
Ladki: Teri kurbani bekar nhi jane dungi
Raakh ghar de jaiyo bartan saaf karne ke kaam aa jayegi.. :-)
Ek mathematics ki teacher boli
M.A.T.H.S ki full form batao
Student: Meri A@tma Tujhe H@mesha S@tayegi :-)
Santa jab bhi kapde dhone lagta to barish ho jati
ek din dhup nikal aayi to santa bhaga bhaga surf lene gya
Raste mein hi badal garajne lage
Santa aasman ko dekh ker bola: mein to namkeen lene ja rha hu :D
Jo tumko ho pasand wahi baat kahenge
Tum din ko raat kahogey to raat khenge
Kyunki
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kyunki pagalon se bhais nhi ki jati
Teacher: bacchon batao sach(सच) or whaim(वहम) mein kya farak hai?
Student: mam aap hame padhate ho yeh sach hai
lakin hum padhte hain yeh aapka whaim hai :-)
Santa raat ko blood ki book padh rha tha
patni ne pucha tum yeh book kyn padh rahe ho
Santa bola: doctor ne kha tha kal tumhara blood test hoga
Rohan: abe tujhe itni chot kaise lag gyi
kal to mene tujhe teri girlfriend ke sath ghumte dekha tha
Mohan: yaar uske baad meri patni ne bhi mujhe dekh liya tha
Patni: aap baar baar apni pent uper khinchte ho
padosiyon ko kitna bura lagta hoga
Pati: apni pent uper nhi khinchunga to tujhe bura lagega :P
Pati: tumhe pta hai doctors khte hain
ke jyada bolne se umer kam ho jati hai
Patni: aakhir kar tumhe pta chal hi gya ke
mein 45 ki bjaye 25 ki kaise dikhti hu :p
Pandit: tumhare bhagya mein 7 ladkiya likhi hain
Lakda khush hoker bola arey wah mja aa gya
Pandit: jyada kuch mat ho unme se 1 tumhari biwi hogi
or 6 tumhari betiyan :P
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