Santa: yaar tune brown cow kyun kharidi hai?
Banta: taki yeh chocolate milk de sake :p
Santa road ke galat side car chala rha tha
kuch dur ja ker bola
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shit lagta hai mein function ke liye late ho gya
sab wapis aa rahe hain :p
Santa ne park mein apni girlfriend ko kiss kiya
Girlfriend: yar shaadi se phle yeh sab mat karo
Santa: Oye soniyo, tu tension na le, I'm already married :D
Banta jungle mein se gujar rha tha
Raste mein ped per latke hue snake ko bola
Sirf latakne se height nhi bhadti
Mummy ko bolo complain pilaye :-)
Sardar: bata sent msg kise khte hain
Pathan: nahi pta yaar
Sardar: arey bewakoof sent msg ka matlab
Khusbu wala msg
Santa ek mall mein apna sir scratch karne laga
Banta ne dekha to pucha: kya kar rha hai?
Santa: yaar wo samne dekh kya liya hai
Scratch karo or inaam pao :p
Santa se traffic police wala bola
yaar bheed ko kaise hataun?
Santa: chanda mangna shuru kar do
sab bhag jayenge :p
Padosi: tu konsa soap use karta hai
Santa: Chotu's soap
Padosi: Chotu koi badi company hai kya?
Santa: arey nhi yar, mera room mate hai :-)
Santa: yaar mein soch rha hu punjab ghum aaun
Banta: kitna kharcha hoga?
Santa: kuch bhi nhi
Banta: kaise?
Santa: arey pagle, sochne ke paise thodi lagte hain
Judge: tumse iske paise chori kiye the?
Banta: maa kasam, isse khud diye the
Judge: kab diye the?
Banta: jab mene ise gun dikhayi thi
Santa ki biwi mar gayi
wo to chup tha but uski biwi ka lover rone laga
Santa uske pass jaker bola: ro mat buddhu
mein dusri shaadi kar lunga :D
Santa ek ice piece ko gor se dekh rha tha
Banta: kya kar raha hai bhai?
Santa: yaar dekh rha hu ke yeh saala leak kha se ho raha hai?
Santa: abe tu itna bada ho gya fir bhi teri shave nhi aayi
Banta: shave kaise aayegi, mein apni mummy per gya hu na :p
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