Funny Hindi Jokes SMS, Jokes in Hindi

Funny Jokes in Hindi

Ladka: tumhara naam kya hai?
Ladki: meena, or tumhara
Ladka: kamina
Ladki: majak mat karo
Ladka: 5min sath baith ker dekh lo
isi naam se bulaogi.. :P

Ladka: mat tadpa mujhe itna
meri zindagi raakh ho jayegi
Ladki: Teri kurbani bekar nhi jane dungi
Raakh ghar de jaiyo bartan saaf karne ke kaam aa jayegi.. :-)

Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi

Santa: yaar tune brown cow kyun kharidi hai?
Banta: taki yeh chocolate milk de sake :p

Santa road ke galat side car chala rha tha
kuch dur ja ker bola
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shit lagta hai mein function ke liye late ho gya
sab wapis aa rahe hain :p

Santa Banta Jokes For Facebook Status

Santa: Yaar mene tujhe shaadi ka card diya tha

Tu aaya kyun nahi??

Banta: but mujhe to card mila hi nhi

Santa: mene usme likha tha ager card na bhi mile to aana jaroor... :D

Santa Banta Facebook Jokes in Hindi

Santa:Yaar suna hai tu chothi shaadi kar rha hai
Banta: Haan yaar.. kya karu phli biwi allah ko pyari ho gyi
Dusri padosan ko or tisri facebook ko :D

Santa Banta Exam Jokes in Hindi

Exam hall mein ek ladki santa se boli
yaar is ans ki starting dikha de bas aage ka mujhe aata hai
Santa ne sheet per hath rakh liya or sirf "The" dikha ker bola - le dekh le :-)

Santa Banta Funny Jokes in Hindi

Santa: Yr sharma ji ki biwi kho gyi
mene use salah di to usme mujhe bhut mara
Banta: tune kya salah di thi?
Santa: Yahi ke Google per search kar le :P

Santa Banta Adult Jokes in Hindi

Santa: yaar mujhe teri biwi sahi nhi lagti
mere samne muskurati rehti hai
Banta: yaar aisi baat nhi hai, wo kya hai na
usne mujhse pucha tha ke tumne kisi ke sath s#x kiya hai
to mene tera naam le liya tha :-)

Santa Banta Non Veg SMS Jokes in Hindi

Santa: mein ghar jate hi p@nty utar dunga

Banta: kya baat hai aj to tu mood mein lag rha hai

Santa: kya ka mood yar.. mujhe bhut tight feel ho rha hai :D

Santa Banta Jokes SMS in Hindi

Santa: Yaar tune wo 3D movie dekhi kya??
Banta: Konsi?
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Santa: Din Dhade Daketi :-)

Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi For Facebook Status

Santa ne shaadi mein bhut sare naan kha liye

Jab pet mein dard hua to toilet mein jaker bola

Ya to Jaan nikal jaye nhi to Naan nikal jaye.. :-)

Santa Banta Funny Jokes 140 Character

Santa: Yaar mujhe phone per dhamki mil rahi hai
Banta: kaisi dhamki?
Santa: Phn wale keh rahe hain
Bill nhi bharogey to kaat denge.. :-/

Funny Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi

Santa phone per baat kar rha tha
Banta: kon hai kon hai??
Santa: Biwi hai
Banta: Biwi se itne pyar se baat karta hai
Santa: Abe meri nahi, teri biwi hai :D

Santa Banta Non Veg Shayari in Hindi

Santa ladki ko dekh ke bola
Oye hoye kya haseena hai
Banta: Na gaand hai na seena hai
Yeh haseena bhi koi haseena hai :-/

Naughty Santa - Very Funny Adult Jokes

Santa: choot ko or tight kar
Wife kar leti hai
Santa: or tight kar bhain ki lodi
Wife: Madarchod itni hi tight choot chahiye to jake ganne ke ras ki machine mein lund dede.

Santa Banta Naughty Jokes

Kidnapper: teri biwi mere kabje mein hai
Proof ke tor per uski ek ungli bhej rha hoon
Santa: Proof pakka nhi hai.. uski mundi bhej mundi

Banta ki patni ne use office jate waqt kha
See u in d evng..!
Banta(gusse se): ja dekh liyo kamini dhamki kisko deti hai

Santa ne FM radio per phone kiya
mujhe mr. banta ka wallet mila hai usme 10000 rupee hain
FM wale: to ap unhe yeh wallet return karna chahte hain
Santa: arey nhi re... m to use ek sad song dedicate karna chahta hoon.. :)

Mam: mein kal SUN per lecture dungi
Santa: mam meri mummy mujhe itni dur nhi bhejegi

Santa: Yr tu hamesha sishe ke samne baith ke kyun padhta hai
Banta: iske 2 fayde hain yar
1) sath m kisi ki company mil jati hai
2) khud per nazar bhi rehti hai

Santa Banta Dirty Jokes in Hindi

Beta: Papa aap to chutiya ho
Santa: Kyun be?
Beta: Kal jab aap bhar gye the to mene
mummy ko uncle se kehte hue suna tha
"Jaldi aa jao warna wo chutiya aa jayega"

Beta: Papa 100 rupee dena
Banta: nhi hai
Beta: To saale mujhe paida kyun kiya tha
Banta: Behan Chod, teri maa ki chut ab bhi
khuli hai ja wapis ghus ja..!!

Santa: Ager first date per tujhe susu aa jaye to tu kya karega?
Banta: Mein apni girlfriend se bolunga ke mein
apne friend se hath milane ja rha hu, tujhe bhi usse
bhut jald milwaunga, or tu usse mil ker bhut khush hogi

Santa: Yaar meri shadi karwa de
Banta: Karwa to dunga, lakin ek shart hai, teri shadi ke baad
mein teri biwi ko cinema dikhane le jaunga
Banta: thik hai le jaiyo per meri bhi ek shart hai
mein shadi teri bhain se karunga

Santa apni girlfriend ke sath movie dekhne gya
Achanak se chillane laga: "mera land kha hai, mera land kha hai"
Girlfriend: Chup ho ja saale, tera hath meri panty mein hai.

Hindi Santa Banta Short Jokes SMS

Jungle mein Santa Banta ke samne sher aa gya
Banta ne sher ki aankhon mein mitti fek ke Santa ko bhagne ko kha
Santa bola mein kyun bhagu, mitti to tune feki hai
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Santa pehli baar date per gya
Girlfriend se bola: mein pehli baar date per aaya hu
koi galti ho jaye to chota bhai samjh ker maaf kar dena