Beta: Papa aap to chutiya ho
Santa: Kyun be?
Beta: Kal jab aap bhar gye the to mene
mummy ko uncle se kehte hue suna tha
"Jaldi aa jao warna wo chutiya aa jayega"
Beta: Papa 100 rupee dena
Banta: nhi hai
Beta: To saale mujhe paida kyun kiya tha
Banta: Behan Chod, teri maa ki chut ab bhi
khuli hai ja wapis ghus ja..!!
Santa: Ager first date per tujhe susu aa jaye to tu kya karega?
Banta: Mein apni girlfriend se bolunga ke mein
apne friend se hath milane ja rha hu, tujhe bhi usse
bhut jald milwaunga, or tu usse mil ker bhut khush hogi
Santa: Yaar meri shadi karwa de
Banta: Karwa to dunga, lakin ek shart hai, teri shadi ke baad
mein teri biwi ko cinema dikhane le jaunga
Banta: thik hai le jaiyo per meri bhi ek shart hai
mein shadi teri bhain se karunga
Santa apni girlfriend ke sath movie dekhne gya
Achanak se chillane laga: "mera land kha hai, mera land kha hai"
Girlfriend: Chup ho ja saale, tera hath meri panty mein hai.
Santa: Kyun be?
Beta: Kal jab aap bhar gye the to mene
mummy ko uncle se kehte hue suna tha
"Jaldi aa jao warna wo chutiya aa jayega"
Beta: Papa 100 rupee dena
Banta: nhi hai
Beta: To saale mujhe paida kyun kiya tha
Banta: Behan Chod, teri maa ki chut ab bhi
khuli hai ja wapis ghus ja..!!
Santa: Ager first date per tujhe susu aa jaye to tu kya karega?
Banta: Mein apni girlfriend se bolunga ke mein
apne friend se hath milane ja rha hu, tujhe bhi usse
bhut jald milwaunga, or tu usse mil ker bhut khush hogi
Santa: Yaar meri shadi karwa de
Banta: Karwa to dunga, lakin ek shart hai, teri shadi ke baad
mein teri biwi ko cinema dikhane le jaunga
Banta: thik hai le jaiyo per meri bhi ek shart hai
mein shadi teri bhain se karunga
Santa apni girlfriend ke sath movie dekhne gya
Achanak se chillane laga: "mera land kha hai, mera land kha hai"
Girlfriend: Chup ho ja saale, tera hath meri panty mein hai.
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