Lady(ek bacche se): Soja mere DEGREE soja!
Padosan: Ise DEGREE kyun bulati ho?
Lady: Meri beti DEGREE lene ke liye college gyi thi
ise leker aa gyi :-/
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Madam: Agr mein tumhari maa hoti to tumhe sudhar deti
Student: Mein abhi jake papa ko kehta hu ke
aapki lotri lagne wali hai
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Santa ne apne hath per girlfriend ke naam ka tatto banwaya
Thodi der baad jor jor se hasne laga
Banta: Kyun has rha hai?
Santa: Sala..! LADO ki jagah LODA likhwa diya
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Din mein karogey to sust rahogey
Raat ko karogey to chust rahogey
Roj karogey to khush rahogey
Din raat karogey to tandurast rahogey
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Rita: Yaar mere baccha nhi ho rha
Meeta: tera pati namard to nhi?
Rita: Mera pati chod, mujhe to
tera pati bhi namard lag rha hai :-)
Padosan: Ise DEGREE kyun bulati ho?
Lady: Meri beti DEGREE lene ke liye college gyi thi
ise leker aa gyi :-/
`
Madam: Agr mein tumhari maa hoti to tumhe sudhar deti
Student: Mein abhi jake papa ko kehta hu ke
aapki lotri lagne wali hai
`
Santa ne apne hath per girlfriend ke naam ka tatto banwaya
Thodi der baad jor jor se hasne laga
Banta: Kyun has rha hai?
Santa: Sala..! LADO ki jagah LODA likhwa diya
`
Din mein karogey to sust rahogey
Raat ko karogey to chust rahogey
Roj karogey to khush rahogey
Din raat karogey to tandurast rahogey
`
Rita: Yaar mere baccha nhi ho rha
Meeta: tera pati namard to nhi?
Rita: Mera pati chod, mujhe to
tera pati bhi namard lag rha hai :-)
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