Girlfriend: Ager meri left leg ka lunch bna ho
or right leg ka dinner, to tum kya khana pasand karogey
Boyfriend: mein in dono ke bich, sham ki chaye pina pasand karunga :-)
Girlfriend: Mujhse wada karo tum kabhi mujhe chune
ya kiss karne ke liye mujhe force nhi karogey
Boyfriend: Bhain tu ghar ja, tere mummy papa chinta kar rahe honge..!
Boyfriend: mein kal tumhare ghar gya tha
hamari shaadi nhi ho sakti
Girlfriend: Kyun, mere papa se mile the kya?
Boyfriend: nhi, tumhari bhain se, kya maal hai yaar..
or right leg ka dinner, to tum kya khana pasand karogey
Boyfriend: mein in dono ke bich, sham ki chaye pina pasand karunga :-)
Girlfriend: Mujhse wada karo tum kabhi mujhe chune
ya kiss karne ke liye mujhe force nhi karogey
Boyfriend: Bhain tu ghar ja, tere mummy papa chinta kar rahe honge..!
Boyfriend: mein kal tumhare ghar gya tha
hamari shaadi nhi ho sakti
Girlfriend: Kyun, mere papa se mile the kya?
Boyfriend: nhi, tumhari bhain se, kya maal hai yaar..
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