Dirty Jokes in Hindi For Girlfriend 140 Character

Ladka Ladki Jungle mein kho jate hain
2 din bhuke pyase rehne ke baad ladki kehti hai
Plz Fuk me
Ladka: why?
Ladki: Yaar kuch to ander jayega

Girl: Mein tumhe chod ke ja rahi hu
Boy: Dekha nhi mene kabhi itna ghamand
Chut teri mar li, dafa ho bhain ki lund

Boyfriend: yar jab ladki ki shadi hoti hai to ladkiyan
vidai ke samay itna kyun roti hain?
Girlfriend: Gandu, yeh pta hote hue bhi ke uski chut fatne wali hai wo kya nachegi

Boy pant utar ke bola: tere pas land hai
Girl ne bhi pant utar di or boli
Jiske pas chut hoti hai use land ki kami nhi hoti

Santa: Yar meri biwi ko pani se bhut der lagta hai
Banta: tujhe kaise pta?
Santa: yaar mene dekha tha wo nahate waqt bhi body guard ko apne sath rakhti hai

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