Gande Jokes in Hindi

Ek jawan ladke ki maut ho jati hai
Uski maa rote hue kehti hai
Mere bete ne abhi dekha hi kya tha??
Padosan: Aunty aap roiye mat, mene use sab kuch dikha diya tha..

Santa: Yaar ladke phone ko pant mein kyun rakhte hain
Banta: usse signal ache aate hain
Santa: wo kaise?
Banta: kyunki tower pass mein hota hai :-)

Ek unmarried ladki ko baccha ho gya
Ladka: yeh kaise hua?
Ladki: Janu kal raat ko tab aapko night fall hua tha to mera Bluetooth on reh gya tha :-)

Ladka: Tum chaddi kyun nhi pehanti ho?
Ladki: Mene apni pati se wada kiya hai ke uske alawa mein kisi or ke aage apni chaddi nhi utarungi..!

Bahu apne sasur ke per chute hue kehti hai
Sasur ji koi gyan ki baat bta dijiye
Sasur: Beta bra hamesha pehna karo kyunki jab tum jhukti ho to gyan or dhyan dono bhang ho jate hain

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