Kidnapper: teri biwi mere kabje mein hai
Proof ke tor per uski ek ungli bhej rha hoon
Santa: Proof pakka nhi hai.. uski mundi bhej mundi
Banta ki patni ne use office jate waqt kha
See u in d evng..!
Banta(gusse se): ja dekh liyo kamini dhamki kisko deti hai
Santa ne FM radio per phone kiya
mujhe mr. banta ka wallet mila hai usme 10000 rupee hain
FM wale: to ap unhe yeh wallet return karna chahte hain
Santa: arey nhi re... m to use ek sad song dedicate karna chahta hoon.. :)
Mam: mein kal SUN per lecture dungi
Santa: mam meri mummy mujhe itni dur nhi bhejegi
Santa: Yr tu hamesha sishe ke samne baith ke kyun padhta hai
Banta: iske 2 fayde hain yar
1) sath m kisi ki company mil jati hai
2) khud per nazar bhi rehti hai
Proof ke tor per uski ek ungli bhej rha hoon
Santa: Proof pakka nhi hai.. uski mundi bhej mundi
Banta ki patni ne use office jate waqt kha
See u in d evng..!
Banta(gusse se): ja dekh liyo kamini dhamki kisko deti hai
Santa ne FM radio per phone kiya
mujhe mr. banta ka wallet mila hai usme 10000 rupee hain
FM wale: to ap unhe yeh wallet return karna chahte hain
Santa: arey nhi re... m to use ek sad song dedicate karna chahta hoon.. :)
Mam: mein kal SUN per lecture dungi
Santa: mam meri mummy mujhe itni dur nhi bhejegi
Santa: Yr tu hamesha sishe ke samne baith ke kyun padhta hai
Banta: iske 2 fayde hain yar
1) sath m kisi ki company mil jati hai
2) khud per nazar bhi rehti hai
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