Jungle mein Santa Banta ke samne sher aa gya
Banta ne sher ki aankhon mein mitti fek ke Santa ko bhagne ko kha
Santa bola mein kyun bhagu, mitti to tune feki hai
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Santa pehli baar date per gya
Girlfriend se bola: mein pehli baar date per aaya hu
koi galti ho jaye to chota bhai samjh ker maaf kar dena
Banta ne sher ki aankhon mein mitti fek ke Santa ko bhagne ko kha
Santa bola mein kyun bhagu, mitti to tune feki hai
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Santa pehli baar date per gya
Girlfriend se bola: mein pehli baar date per aaya hu
koi galti ho jaye to chota bhai samjh ker maaf kar dena
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