Santa Banta Facebook Jokes in Hindi

Santa:Yaar suna hai tu chothi shaadi kar rha hai
Banta: Haan yaar.. kya karu phli biwi allah ko pyari ho gyi
Dusri padosan ko or tisri facebook ko :D

ASCII Jokes in Hindi For Facebook Status

Na honge ager dost
to dosti kon karega
Dosti na hogi to doston ko
Yaad kon karega
Mujhe bhula mat dena kamino
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warna meri shaadi m bhangra kon karega.. :D
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Jiyo Mere dosto... :-)

Funny Jokes in Hindi For Facebook

Girl: Tum kabhi haste nhi ho kya?
mene facebook per haste hue tumhari koi pic nhi dekhi
Boy: tum kabhi nahati nhi ho kya?
Girl: kya matlab?
Boy: mene bhi nahate hue tumhari koi pic nhi dekhi :-)