Pati Patni Nonveg Jokes in Hindi

Patni ki chaddi kho gayi
Usne apne pati se pucha to use bhi nhi pta tha
Pati ne maid se pucha
Maid: shahab aapko to pta hai mein chaddi nhi pehanti

Patni: Mujhe lagta hai apka rashmi ke sath chakkar hai
Pati: nhi, tumhe aisa kyun lagta hai
Patni: kyunki kal jab uska husband aaya tha
to usne aapki underwear pehni hui thi

Patni: Aj mene ramesh ko bewkoof banaya
Pati: wo kaise
Patni: Mene paise beg mein chupaye the
or Wo 2 ghante tak bra mein dhundta rha

Suhagraat ko gate per dastak hoti hai
Dulhan ja ke darwaje ke piche chup jati hai
Pati: kya hua?
Dulhan: tum bhi chup jao, raid padi hai

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